"Oi, the hell was that for?!" cried Mickey, stepping back in horror and wiping his mouth frantically on his sleeve.
"Listen," hissed the Doctor, pulling an equally distasteful frown, "the only way we're going to convince these guards that we're a couple is if we act like one - you're not exactly my first choice for a snog either!"
They glared at one another for a moment, and slowly approached the desk with the guards, following the queue; as they reached the check-in table, the Doctor greeted them, saying, "Allo, then, we're here for the couples retreat - I'm the Doctor, and this is Mickey, my, ah... well he's -" but whatever he'd planned to say next was lost as Mickey planted a massive, vindictive surprise smooch on the Doctor's lips, and after a panicked moment of confusion, the Doctor reciprocated, treating the guards to a bit of a show, really, which did the trick of earning them access to the private facility; later, they would both vehemently, rather defensively, deny having enjoyed a moment of it.
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"Listen," hissed the Doctor, pulling an equally distasteful frown, "the only way we're going to convince these guards that we're a couple is if we act like one - you're not exactly my first choice for a snog either!"
They glared at one another for a moment, and slowly approached the desk with the guards, following the queue; as they reached the check-in table, the Doctor greeted them, saying, "Allo, then, we're here for the couples retreat - I'm the Doctor, and this is Mickey, my, ah... well he's -" but whatever he'd planned to say next was lost as Mickey planted a massive, vindictive surprise smooch on the Doctor's lips, and after a panicked moment of confusion, the Doctor reciprocated, treating the guards to a bit of a show, really, which did the trick of earning them access to the private facility; later, they would both vehemently, rather defensively, deny having enjoyed a moment of it.