More cracktastic than you anticipated! Er, sorry about that.


"You...what?"

The vampire looks nobly pained by his monstrous nature (or that's what Edmund assumes the intended effect is; really, he looks more like he's got indigestion) as he confesses, "I am too dangerous to be around my love, her blood sings to me and it's so hard for me to resist--"

"See," says Edmund, "when I find someone whose blood sings to me--" (the phrase is so ridiculous that he can't help adding air quotes around it) "--I generally just take them out back and get some."