I'm like that too. Either no one is speak at all or the entire fic is basically only dialogue.

I fall in love with new pairings so fast, you have no idea. (I'm the opposite I guess. I only write het. I almost don't ship any slash either... besides Kirk/McCoy. I came out of that movie shipping it like it was my job or something. (Then I go and write genderfuck. I think I might have a thing for genderfucking my favorite characters: Kirk, Edmund, Sam...))