why do I wish I was dead?

[caramelsilver]

I found out today that the audition for my school's revue is on Monday. I have to prepare a monologue/text and one song. I'm going to translate this song:

And I'm going to recite it as a posh wife... in Norwegian. I think it'll be funny since in Norwegian it won't rhyme or anything so it will just be a bunch of fairly scandalous lyrics said by an elderly dignified lady. I'm calling it "Mrs. Nordland recites popular music." It sounds better in Norwegian. Hopefully they'll like it enough to let me join!


I've also eaten something bad today. I suddenly was assaulted by heat flashes and the urge to puke all over my desk. So I got my butt home and straight to bed. Feel marginally better now.

Comments

[wingedflight21.livejournal.com]

This. Song. Is. Hilarious.
And I just bet it'll be even better not rhyming and recited by an elderly dignified lady. So funny. I love it!

[caramelsilver.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you like it! I'm a bit nervous, so people telling me it's a good idea helps :)