Complete With a Water Slide

I'm embarrassed to say that I kinda freaked out when I opened my inbox and I didn't have any new mail. No fics updates, none of the topics I watch on FIAF were updated and no mail from my RL friends. Le sigh. Sad isn't it, that my life really do revolve around the internet? If it weren't for my F-list I would be bored out of my mind.