Complete With a Water Slide

Neil Gaiman has just fucked up my childhood. I read the Problem of Susan and I have no words. It's horrible and blasphemous and... I, I, have no words. Of course I didn't buy it. I wouldn't pay a dime for that piece of crap. I read it in the store. If you don't know what I'm talking about, lucky you! And if you do, here you can share my bleach!