caramelsilver: (Glee: Rachel)
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Title: Untitled (or I ship Jesse/His Hair now!)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] caramelsilver
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Jesse/Rachel Jesse/His Hair
Word count: 272
Warnings: crack.

Summary/Author Notes: This is all [livejournal.com profile] ritabites fault and her awesome Jesse/Rachel picspam and this conversation:

[livejournal.com profile] caramelsilver: Is it just me, or, in the gif with Jacob, is Jesse looking a little marble vampire like there?
[livejournal.com profile] ritabites: HE WAS SO CHANNELING EDWARD CULLEN WITH HIS DETACHED SUPERIORITY. ONLY HOTTER.
[livejournal.com profile] caramelsilver: He's all like: I SHALL SIT HERE AND BE YOUR MANLY MAN, AND I WILL LOOK GOOD WHILE DOING SO!
[livejournal.com profile] ritabites: HE KNOWS WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND.
[livejournal.com profile] caramelsilver: IT'S ALL IN THE GROOMING!
[livejournal.com profile] ritabites: now that i think about it im suprised he wasn't the one curling his hair right before the almost!sex
[livejournal.com profile] caramelsilver: *spoorfle* You are so right. He probably used the time to reapply some hair mousse! After all he did promise to look "fastidiously groomed" :P
[livejournal.com profile] ritabites: They should have done cut aways to him with a pocket mirror, freaking out that he hadn't had enough time to prepare.
[livejournal.com profile] caramelsilver: Obviously there must be fic like this somewhere!? RIGHT!? Or else I might have to write it myself...

So I did!

As Rachel disappeared into her bathroom to get ready, Jesse sat down on the pink bed. It was finally gonna happen, he would finally get to have Rachel Berry's luscious legs wrapped around his waist. Jesse paced around the room some more, smiling at the pictures she had hung up, before it struck him: It had been hours since he had last groomed his hair!

Looking anxiously towards the closed bathroom door, he wondered if he'd have the time to fix his hair. Running a hand through his gorgeous locks, he decided to throw caution to the wind. After all, the hairs texture was all wrong, he had to do something.

With expert hands, he pulled out a hand mirror from his bag, together with a bottle of mousse. A star was always prepared! He sat down and looked at himself in the little mirror, god he looked awful. Good thing he caught it now, or else Rachel might have backed away in horror had she been exposed to this mess.

With nimble fingers, Jesse ran some mousse into his hair. Gradually his locks regained their normal bouncy looks. He begrudged the fact that he had forgotten to bring a comb, but his fingers would just have to do. Finally, his hair was back to it's normal star-looking self.

Packing away his grooming kit, he sighed in relief that he had been able to finish before Rachel appeared. Standing up, Jesse stretched and loosened up his neck. He was finally ready to play the male lead in this sexual show they were going to play. He and his hair would be amazing!

on 2010-04-24 01:02 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] mr-booboo.livejournal.com
I think you accidentally tagged this incorrectly as jesse/rachel. Shouldn't it be jesse/hair?

Meanwhile, I look forward to further adventures.

on 2010-04-24 02:44 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] caramelsilver.livejournal.com
You are indeed correct. Hope the edit is up to your liking :P

Hopefully, future episodes will allow for some Jesse/Hair interludes!

on 2010-04-24 01:26 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] dishyfishy.livejournal.com
Haha! This is just great. Is it bad that I totally think this is what happened?

on 2010-04-24 02:44 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] caramelsilver.livejournal.com
Thank you! And I totally believe that too now, so you and me both ;)

on 2010-04-24 08:22 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ritabites.livejournal.com
I also ship jesse/hair

on 2010-04-24 02:45 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] caramelsilver.livejournal.com
&hearts their love is so epic!

on 2010-04-24 09:15 pm (UTC)
ext_96363: by me (Glee ~ Cheerios <3)
Posted by [identity profile] ayascythe.livejournal.com
He was finally ready to play the male lead in this sexual show they were going to play. He and his hair would be amazing!
You win the internets for the last two sentences. So in character Jesse it hurts. XDDD

on 2010-04-25 09:26 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] caramelsilver.livejournal.com
:D:D:D So glad you enjoyed it!!

And I was particularly pleased with those lines myself ;)

on 2010-04-25 06:54 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kitoky.livejournal.com
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

I can't even.
Oh god, I can't breathe. This is ace stuff. I want this to be canon. LET IT BE A DELETED SCENE.

on 2010-04-25 09:26 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] caramelsilver.livejournal.com
THANK YOU! I aim to make you laugh. Glad to hear that I succeeded=D

on 2010-04-25 06:59 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] homicidalslayer.livejournal.com
ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah.....





.....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

That is all. :-D

on 2010-04-25 09:27 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] caramelsilver.livejournal.com
:D Glad to hear that you laughed. That was the sole reason why I wrote this. Also because I can actually see it happening;)

on 2010-05-03 09:14 am (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] redsilverchains.livejournal.com
HaHA! I’ll just bet there will be a scene in the show where he whips out a mirror from his bag (or man-purse) and checks himself out!

I cannot WAIT until Sue starts cracking hair jokes about him and Mr. Schue!

He was finally ready to play the male lead in this sexual show they were going to play.
And he would SO think about sex this way XD

on 2010-05-14 01:39 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] grim-lupine.livejournal.com
XD This is amazing. Jesse is such a diva, he's perfect for Rachel!

He was finally ready to play the male lead in this sexual show they were going to play.

Ahahahahaha, that is so him. XD

on 2010-06-26 10:40 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] laura-sommeils.livejournal.com
I have a HUGE and stupid smile on my face right now xD

briliant!!!

on 2010-11-12 12:32 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] maybabe80.livejournal.com
om my god, this fic is just sooo hilarious :) i've already read and reread it many times and still i can't help but laugh the whole time while i'm reading it.

"It had been hours since he had last groomed his hair!"
I could actually imagine the horror on jesse's face ( and the horror his hair was feeling) when he realised this.

love how jesse talked about his hair in third person.good thing he remembered his promise to rachel to look fastidiously groomed or else his hair would've never forgiven him this!

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