Complete With a Water Slide

Title: Untitled (or I ship Jesse/His Hair now!)
Author: caramelsilver
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Jesse/Rachel Jesse/His Hair
Word count: 272
Warnings: crack.

Summary/Author Notes: This is all ritabites fault and her awesome Jesse/Rachel picspam and this conversation:

caramelsilver: Is it just me, or, in the gif with Jacob, is Jesse looking a little marble vampire like there?
ritabites: HE WAS SO CHANNELING EDWARD CULLEN WITH HIS DETACHED SUPERIORITY. ONLY HOTTER.
caramelsilver: He's all like: I SHALL SIT HERE AND BE YOUR MANLY MAN, AND I WILL LOOK GOOD WHILE DOING SO!
ritabites: HE KNOWS WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND.
caramelsilver: IT'S ALL IN THE GROOMING!
ritabites: now that i think about it im suprised he wasn't the one curling his hair right before the almost!sex
caramelsilver: *spoorfle* You are so right. He probably used the time to reapply some hair mousse! After all he did promise to look "fastidiously groomed" :P
ritabites: They should have done cut aways to him with a pocket mirror, freaking out that he hadn't had enough time to prepare.
caramelsilver: Obviously there must be fic like this somewhere!? RIGHT!? Or else I might have to write it myself...

So I did!

( It had been hours since he had last groomed his hair! )